$weatherel niño
sequined vest, flip flops, a flaming umbrella and a storm cloud that follows him everywhere. he brings the storm.
a memecoin on solana · day edition· night edition
everyone talks about the weather.
$weather is a coin about small talk: the one conversation anyone can have with anyone, anywhere. a fair launch, built in public, with nothing to rush and nothing to hide.
let it grow 🌱
contract address · always verify
F4CVhyKjH8gGbfpT6pUv9mjuZB74yuWLYCZ2j7ACpumpwhat this is
a coin about the weather. that's it.
no utility. no roadmap. no yield. that isn't a gap waiting to be filled, it's the design. if you're here, it's because you want to be.
- the universal icebreakerpeople talk about the weather more than almost anything else. that's the whole idea.
- the weather never logs offsomewhere it's raining right now. somewhere it's the hottest day of the year.
- receipts, not promisesnothing gets announced ahead of time. moves are reported after they happen, with links.
- the town hall of the trenchesa place to hang out that isn't a chart. calm, plain, and kind to people who are new.
- it can forecast the rain. it can't stand in it.AI can predict the weather. it can't feel the first warm day after a long winter.
- mc is fake, liquidity is realmarket cap is a multiplication. liquidity is what's actually sitting in the pool.
clear conditions
the receipts
simple. open. ours. every line here can be checked on-chain by anyone.
- fairlaunched on pump.fun. no presale, no team allocation beyond standard dev holdings.
- lockpart of the founder's supply has been locked on-chain. the amount and the dates are public: tap the locked wallet to check.
- lpcreator fees go back into the pool and the LP gets burnt.
- 0yield. the staking mechanism was wound down instead of expanded.
- $0promo budget. early paid promotion was disclosed in public; paid calls have since been declined.
- dev walletGEFUSzcbeic9ZvJn7j4fQVFcfePugN1wuV1EQqhtsufL
- gmgn walletCB1gEKvPu25fBfdDfSrDtCKR5zGHyK8Gc8LvGCvaFUV5
- jupiter wallet695kKyXrqS3iZd6d5tF2GireRx8huPXQd2vi8hCenJu1
- locked walletB6MjAmm1bcnSWZiXB3vyjxzKtGisWU1Mi2AeVZjtgptD
tap any address to open it on solscan. don't take our word for it.
the cast
who's on the forecast
original characters, homages everywhere, and a moon that's tracked for real.
the rainman
trench coat, fedora, a raincloud that follows him everywhere, a fire hose, and nothing to say. he answers the storm.
vs. the bots
el niño and the rainman, the tag team of the trenches. one brings the heat, one brings the rain. together, something grows.
sun, cloud & the moon
sun vs. cloud gets a new round when the time is right. the GM and GN posts follow the real moon, phase by phase.
the $weather magazine
HOMAGE
a satirical look at the trenches, tributes to the influences that came before we called them influencers, and the whole story so far, moon by moon. a new issue, a new style, every month.
read issue no. 1 →- the lore, by the moontwo eclipses, one storm, three moons
- el niño & the rainmanthe tag team of the trenches
- the fold-inno scissors needed
- help wantedno experience needed
the town hall of the trenches
how's the weather where you are?
that's the only membership requirement. no charts at the podium.
good questions
faq
is there a roadmap?
no. nothing gets promised ahead of time. when something happens, it's reported after the fact, with links.
does $weather have utility?
no. it's a memecoin about the weather. no yield, no staking, no features to wait for.
how do i check the facts myself?
every wallet and the contract are linked to solscan above. the founder lock and the burnt LP can be verified on-chain by anyone.
will anyone ever DM me about $weather?
no one official will ever ask for your seed phrase, your private key, or for you to send funds. anyone who does isn't us.
is any of this financial advice?
no. nothing here is financial, investment, legal or tax advice. memecoins are highly speculative and you can lose everything you put in.