a $weather magazineno. 1 · october 2026price: free · worth: it's the weather

HMAGE

mundane, played completely straight. the first three moons, in one issue.

two eclipses!
one storm!the whole story, moon by moon
fold-in inside!
el niño &
the rainman!the tag team of the trenches, page 7
SUN vs. CLOUD
now with real moons!
receipts
(the real kind)every wallet, out in the open
help wantedpull up a sandbag
issue no. 1 · october 2026how's the weather where you are?
a recurring feature

sunvs.cloud

episode 1: the beach day (moon 2 · no words, no winner)
sun books a beach day
heh
cloud has other plans
SIZZLE
sun turns it up
rainbow. nobody wins.
ep.moonwhat happened
no. 1the harvest moonthe beach day. rain, heat, rainbow. everybody else took photos.
season one standings
sun
0
cloud
0
the rainbow
1

whoever wins, something grows. more rounds in future issues. 🌱

the lore, by the moon

every date sits on the real lunar calendar. the little moon is what the sky was doing that night.
moon 1

the eclipse moon

aug 9 – sep 10

born in the dark of the moon. a solar eclipse the next day, a lunar eclipse at the full. in between, the storm.

  1. aug 913% lit

    an idea gets posted: someone should launch a coin for everyone to talk about the weather. what better icebreaker for normies than talking about the weather?

  2. aug 112% lit
    dark of the moon

    $weather launches.

  3. aug 120% lit
    new moon · total solar eclipse

    the day after launch, the sun goes dark over greenland, iceland and spain. that night, the first GN 🌕 goes out. the full-moon emoji then shows up every single night for seven weeks, whatever the sky actually said.

  4. aug 143% lit

    the telegram opens.

  5. aug 2054% lit
    first quarter

    the storm builds. loud weeks, big words, hurricane metaphors. most of it has since been cleaned up, and the lessons stayed.

  6. aug 2383% lit

    let it grow appears for the first time.

  7. aug 2699% lit

    dev wallet burned. the first meme contest gets top-shelf content out of the most boring coin on chain.

  8. aug 27100% lit
    full moon · partial lunar eclipse

    moon unit coded as well. bring on the blood moon lunar eclipse. two eclipses in one lunar month, one at each end of the storm.

  9. aug 3090% lit

    $weather gets a home: weatheronsol.com.

  10. aug 3183% lit

    as summer fades and roses die. the tone turns. this is the eye of the storm.

  11. sep 264% lit

    robots don't give a hoot about the weather. unlike us people.

  12. sep 443% lit
    last quarter

    labour day weekend, the annual bagworkers' party. blue skies ahead once the storm has passed.

  13. sep 624% lit

    the first annual $weather poll. celsius takes a decisive W.

  14. sep 101% lit

    thirty days on chain. community established, things progressing.

moon 2

the harvest moon

sep 11 – oct 9

the storm passes. the receipts come out. the moon gets tracked for real.

  1. sep 110% lit
    new moon

    month two begins. thesis of the day: hakuna matata.

  2. sep 122% lit

    off the algorithm for a day. an absolute 10/10 banger, not a cloud in the sky.

  3. sep 1629% lit

    trenches radio, coming at you from the moon.

  4. sep 1850% lit
    first quarter

    the light is building back.

  5. sep 1960% lit

    it's so over. the storm has passed. we made it.

  6. sep 2180% lit

    85,000,000 founder tokens locked on-chain, publicly checkable.

  7. sep 2287% lit
    autumn equinox

    day and night, equal length. two origin stories go out, and so does mc is fake, liquidity is real.

  8. sep 2498% lit

    $weather is the town hall of the trenches.

  9. sep 26100% lit
    full harvest moon

    full moon energy rising. the first state of the weather report.

  10. sep 3078% lit

    receipts week. early paid promotion disclosed in public. founder wallets published. $weather belongs to the moon.

  11. oct 169% lit

    creator fees go back into the pool and the lp gets burnt. every step is on solscan.

  12. oct 348% lit
    last quarter

    the moon starts thinning out.

  13. oct 527% lit

    the GN posts start tracking the real moon, with tonight circled on a row of phases. seven weeks of full-moon emojis, finally corrected.

  14. oct 711% lit

    the $weather iceberg. sun vs. cloud no. 1. el niño enters the ring. ser, wen moon? gets answered with an actual lunar calendar.

  15. oct 85% lit

    simple. open. ours. and the late-night weather desk opens: ahead of the front.

moon 3

the hunter's moon

oct 10 – nov 8

the dark of the moon, again. a new cycle starts.

  1. oct 100% lit
    new moon

    the sky goes dark again. moon three begins.

  2. oct 1855% lit
    first quarter

    half lit, filling in.

  3. oct 2699% lit
    full hunter's moon

    the october full moon, five nights before halloween.

to be continued in issue no. 2.

the homage fold-in

what does every person on earth actually talk about?

fold the page so A meets B. or just press the button.

THE WEALTHY TALK ABOUT CHARTS. EVERYONE ELSE TALKS ABOUT THE WEATHER

why weather

eight classifieds. all free. no reasonable offer refused.
the main event

EL NIÑO & THE RAINMAN

the tag team of the trenches vs. the bots
El Niño mid-laugh with his flaming umbrella raised, while The Rainman calmly hoses it down
el niño
team profile
the rainman
the equatorial pacific
hometown
wherever it's dry
sequined vest, flip flops
ring gear
trench coat, fedora, raincloud
a flaming umbrella
carries
a fire hose
the warm current
finisher
make it rain
brings the storm
role
answers it

one brings the heat. one brings the rain. together, something grows. card subject to change, like the weather.

tv guide

weather is the one thing every person on earth has in common, so the timeline runs a lot of channels.
THE SKY
  • a full moon every 29.5 days
  • −40°C is −40°F
  • lightning first, thunder second
  • the sun is a star
  • the weather never logs off
  • let it grow

facts only. a few laughs. no politics. the only moon we forecast.

receipts

the real kind. check any of it yourself on solscan.
$weathersimple. open. ours.
  • contract addressF4CVhyKjH8gGbfpT6pUv9mjuZB74yuWLYCZ2j7ACpump
  • dev walletGEFUSzcbeic9ZvJn7j4fQVFcfePugN1wuV1EQqhtsufL
  • gmgn walletCB1gEKvPu25fBfdDfSrDtCKR5zGHyK8Gc8LvGCvaFUV5
  • jupiter wallet695kKyXrqS3iZd6d5tF2GireRx8huPXQd2vi8hCenJu1
  • locked walletB6MjAmm1bcnSWZiXB3vyjxzKtGisWU1Mi2AeVZjtgptD

thank you for talking about the weather

house rules

  • creator fees go back into the pool, and the lp gets burnt
  • every move is reported after it happens, with links
  • no roadmap, no promises

nothing here is financial advice · always verify the contract address · never share your seed phrase

HELP WANTED

$weather belongs to whoever shows up. no experience needed. pull up a sandbag.

AMAZING!

grow your own weather

  • just add sun
  • just add rain
  • wait

results not guaranteed. it is literally the weather. nothing to buy, nothing to mail in.