mundane, played completely straight. the first three moons, in one issue.
| ep. | moon | what happened |
|---|---|---|
| no. 1 | the harvest moon | the beach day. rain, heat, rainbow. everybody else took photos. |
whoever wins, something grows. more rounds in future issues. 🌱
born in the dark of the moon. a solar eclipse the next day, a lunar eclipse at the full. in between, the storm.
an idea gets posted: someone should launch a coin for everyone to talk about the weather. what better icebreaker for normies than talking about the weather?
$weather launches.
the day after launch, the sun goes dark over greenland, iceland and spain. that night, the first GN 🌕
goes out. the full-moon emoji then shows up every single night for seven weeks, whatever the sky actually said.
the telegram opens.
the storm builds. loud weeks, big words, hurricane metaphors. most of it has since been cleaned up, and the lessons stayed.
let it grow
appears for the first time.
dev wallet burned. the first meme contest gets top-shelf content out of the most boring coin on chain.
moon unit coded as well. bring on the blood moon lunar eclipse.
two eclipses in one lunar month, one at each end of the storm.
$weather gets a home: weatheronsol.com.
as summer fades and roses die
. the tone turns. this is the eye of the storm.
robots don't give a hoot about the weather. unlike us people.
labour day weekend, the annual bagworkers' party. blue skies ahead once the storm has passed.
the first annual $weather poll. celsius takes a decisive W.
thirty days on chain. community established, things progressing.
the storm passes. the receipts come out. the moon gets tracked for real.
month two begins. thesis of the day: hakuna matata.
off the algorithm for a day. an absolute 10/10 banger, not a cloud in the sky.
trenches radio, coming at you from the moon.
the light is building back.
it's so over. the storm has passed. we made it.
85,000,000 founder tokens locked on-chain, publicly checkable.
day and night, equal length. two origin stories go out, and so does mc is fake, liquidity is real.
$weather is the town hall of the trenches.
full moon energy rising.
the first state of the weather report.
receipts week. early paid promotion disclosed in public. founder wallets published. $weather belongs to the moon.
creator fees go back into the pool and the lp gets burnt. every step is on solscan.
the moon starts thinning out.
the GN posts start tracking the real moon, with tonight circled on a row of phases. seven weeks of full-moon emojis, finally corrected.
the $weather iceberg. sun vs. cloud no. 1. el niño enters the ring. ser, wen moon?
gets answered with an actual lunar calendar.
simple. open. ours.
and the late-night weather desk opens: ahead of the front.
the dark of the moon, again. a new cycle starts.
the sky goes dark again. moon three begins.
half lit, filling in.
the october full moon, five nights before halloween.
to be continued in issue no. 2.
fold the page so A meets B. or just press the button.
people talk about the weather more than almost anything else. that's the whole idea.
somewhere right now it's raining. somewhere it's the hottest day of the year. it never stops.
AI can predict the weather. it can't feel the first warm day after a long winter.
market cap is a multiplication. liquidity is what's actually sitting in the pool.
a place to hang out that isn't a chart. the only membership requirement is talking about the weather.
a break from the brainrot. mundane, played completely straight.
no roadmap. moves get reported after they happen, with links.
the weather is a human thing. that's the point of it.

one brings the heat. one brings the rain. together, something grows. card subject to change, like the weather.
facts only. a few laughs. no politics. the only moon we forecast.
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$weather belongs to whoever shows up. no experience needed. pull up a sandbag.
reply to any GM or GN post with whatever the sky is doing where you are. nothing to buy, nothing to hold.
sun, cloud, el niño, the rainman. the weirder and more ordinary, the better.
animate sun vs. cloud, el niño and the rainman and put them on giphy, so they turn up when people search for rain.
el niño versus your favourite community's mascot. friendly bits, not beef.
new moons, full moons, first snow. when the sky does something, post about it.
run an open-mic space. talk about anything except charts.
results not guaranteed. it is literally the weather. nothing to buy, nothing to mail in.